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  • Thu, Jun 2016 Completely farcical. The call that changed it all...

    Here is a little bit of prank call nostalgia. Definitely should be nominated in the prank call hall of fame. "I see OJ and he looks scared", a pranker who got through on live television during the infamous OJ Simpson slow speed chase.

  • Tue, Dec 2015 Bruh Mans Sandwich Shop

    I'm constantly thinking of things that could be... Many of the ideas are nostalgia packaged as businesses or products.

    Here's one.

    Imagine a late night sandwich shop inspired by bruh man from the 90's sitcom Martin...

    The entrance is up a fire escape. There is no door, you have to come in the window.

    Once you enter there are several refrigerators stocked with sandwich supplies and perhaps pre-made sandwiches, drinks etc.

    You make a sandwich or grab one then head to the couch.

    And watch every episode of Martin on repeat forever.

  • Wed, Jul 2015 Donald Trumps Border wall should be a football field.

    Donald Trump is making a run for president and has some very controversial policy proposals. I recently read this article about his stance on immigration:

    Donald Trump: I would force Mexico to build border wall

    (Donald Trump said he would force the people of Mexico to build his vowed border wall to keep immigrants out of the United States, warning that if his order was not fulfilled, he would do something “severe.”)

    (Donald Trump said he would force the people of Mexico to build his vowed border wall to keep immigrants out of the United States, warning that if his order was not fulfilled, he would do something “severe.”)

    Beyond speculation about what "something severe" would be, like invading Mexico. I also thought of a new and much better solution then the wall. There is an immigration problem, and it needs to be addressed. But closing borders, building walls and other measures in that spirit never work. They make tensions higher and problems worse.

    I have a much better plan that and I am offering it to the Trump campaign. Instead of a wall on the US / Mexican border, I propose we build a 100-yard wide strip of AstroTurf. Yes, the entire border will become a football field! Every Sunday Mexicans and other Latin people coming from Mexico from other Latin countries that we call Mexicans will be allowed to run across the field into the country and get their citizenship in the most American way possible. And those that wish to protect America from these horrible border hoppers can also go to the border and tackle any Mexican trying to gain access. The project should work out for both sides of the immigration debate. The Anti-immigrants can take a pro-active roll in keeping Mexicans from coming into the country by personally tackling a Mexican and sending the border hopper right back where he/she/he-she belongs. For the Pro-immigrant any Mexican quick footed enough or with a good enough stiff arm can gain instant citizenship with a 100-yard dash right into the country. They can get a congratulating slap on the ass a photo and instant documentation, no red tape or bureaucratic bullshit.

    This proposal also has the added benefit of stimulating the economy, which should appeal to Trump.

    Imagine a new spectator sport, television broadcasts, advertising, endorsement deals and solving the immigration problem once and for all.

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